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Today I met a primary school kid with Harry Potter glasses on and a wand in his hand

songtosaygoodbay:

dygonilly:

My friend yelled ‘HARRY!’ at him, and he turned around and started yelling spells at us.

Him: Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!

Me: Protego!

Him: Avada Kedavra!

Me: Oh you’re going to Azkaban for that, little man!

Him: Petrificus Totalus! Oh no I seemed to have forgotten my invisibility cloak today!

*bell rings*

Him: I must be off to Quidditch practice now! 

Me: Go. Go beat those Slytherins.

The kid was like, 9.

I have faith in the next generation.

I’m crying, sorry

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